Eye colour:..a weird blueish

Hair colour:Dunno my hairs a bit of a weirdo

Favourite place:My bed cos its comfy

Favourite thing:I know they aint a thing but all my mates :)

Favourite movie:Donnie Darko,Riding in cars with boys,Jay and silent bob strike back and Strike!

Favourite band:..eh too many..among em include...Jack off jill,queen adreena,veruca salt,hole,my ruin,the used,the penfifteen club,queens of the stoneage,incubus and ehhh Courtney love even though she aint a band:s

"Ask em if theyve got boyfriends.......NOOOO!!!!!!"-Karen

"Im gonna come to your house..have an empire biscuit and then throw up in the toilet har har"-Annie Rexic

"Want tae rammon ma salmon"-Emma me and Nic in English

"Emma are u touching urself....?.....nooo! im just pullin down ma trousers"-Emma and me

"wow...hes just thirteen?...no wonder nicola likes him"

"Vroooom vroooooooooom"-Nicola

"His name is Crazy Beaver Mcarthur"

"hahahah Beaver Mc Donald"

"I want tae gee shug a shuggin"-Nicola

"The company is MY bitch"-Ewan

"Peteza fanny" Me and Karen adding za onto peoples names

"Diet coke ya bastard"- Me n Bursny

"Oh deary deary  DEARY  me"Emma...ermm taking the piss outa michael

"I wish i had a pair of winkle pickers..*sigh*..."

"Your a pure wedgie!"-Some wee guy

"See today..someone sent me a bra in the mail...."-Ewan

"Save us lOvE master *****"-Karen

"Ohhh Lion King 2 out on Dvd??...we have to rent it man!!!"-guy on the bus who fancied karen :)

"I'll gee you a full pound if u pinch every guys ass that walks past you"-Toni

"I cant i'm like a deadly assasin i realise them when you least expect it"-Ewan...Again!

"I tried to drown myself last night..but i forgot to fill the bath"-Leigh-Ann

"Let me ask you sumthing..is it better with or without the false teeth?"Geri commenting on Kirstys older man

"See the guy in the hey ya video?..i didnt realise it was all the same person"-Julia bein a fanny

"I'll gee you twenty pounds if u get 20 people to do the hokey kokey"-Moi

"And whens its done..you say o0o0o what a lovely tea party"

"I hate girls in trucker hats...hate em!! that chick looks so stupid..!!! achhhh im gona punch her seriously her hats annoying me...............oh sorry thats ur girlfriend?..:s"-Antonia

"Beef Banger!!!!"-kirsteen

"Right we need a team name!...team 5.0"-relivin summer 2002

"U pure weirdo me"-...eh "weirdo..new word for love..made by me n Martin

"Wee Rodge Podge"-Me n Karen

"Andy....................................Hospital!!!!"Peg talking in her sleep

"I was singing you make me cream in my jeans when i was 8......sluttttttt"

"Up your ziggy with a wa wa brush"-Strike!

"I say we go for a run...no way im not going for a run...i dont run..get tae fock...........eh i meant in my car"-Jeniffer

"You took photos??...with what?"-Richie

"Do you know why i'm so grumpy to yous?

Aye cos your old!"-The teacher and michael

"Mon eh pre martial sex"-Toni

"Flush flush"-Richie

"Hi Alison its coookkkieee"-legally blonde 2

"Your pretty cool for a midget"-Dave

"Shitey play take 1"- Me with Karen pishing herself laughing

"How the feck can you have an affair with your husband?"-Karen

"Look at that gay huddle..look at that gay dog.."-Jay n silent bob strike back!

" You know Munrooo....kirsteen my second names Renfrew"-Kirsteen drunked

"You know  Kirsteen...sumtimes it feels like theres 2 people in this bed...ITS TOO HOT"-Karen

"oooo0o schoosy cream *screws up face*"-Me n Karen

"You trying to say this aint a car!"-Me peg Lucinda

"I'd pee myself on the spot!"Munro

"wipe yer arse wae it first"-kirsteen...oh so lady like

"Well i do like to suck it...."Emma hahah

"wheres ma teaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"-eh me peg n Munroi